Real Life

[6:10 a.m.]
Me: I think the alarm clock is gonna go off in a few minutes. (I do this a lot and yes, it's really, really annoying. But I don't do it on purpose.)
Him: huh?

[6:14 a.m.]
Me: It's going off in one minute!
Him: [stumbles up to moves the drinking glass out of the way, so we can see the alarm better. Gets back in bed. Alarm immediately goes off.]

[6:17 a.m.]
[cuddling.]
Him: I had a dream about you last night.
Me: Oh?
Him: We were moving and when I came home you had already moved everything.
Me: In your dreams I'm a pretty amazing wife.
Him: In real life, too.